Mendicamus ergo sumus
AI is coming for your job.
Apply for a Bachelor's in Modern Begging, the one degree no model can automate. Twelve weeks. Admissions open for the Class of 2027.
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Course catalogue
2026–27BEG 101Fall
Intro to Eye Contact
Holding a gaze through a closed car window. Lab sessions at real junctions.
BEG 210Fall
Signal Economics
Red-light cycles, traffic density and why Tuesday evenings underperform.
BEG 340Spring
Storytelling at Scale
One story, two hundred tellings a day, no loss of conviction.
BEG 499Spring
Capstone: Your First Intersection
Pick a junction, defend it to a panel, work it for a week.
Who should apply
Copywriters, analysts, recruiters, designers, product managers, and anyone whose job description now reads like a prompt. The admissions committee weighs one thing: how likely AI is to replace you this year. Most applicants qualify.
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